The Boston Herald reports that as anyone who watched VH1’s “Rock of Love 2 With Bret Michaels” might have predicted, the leathery Poison frontman did not find true love with the show’s eventual winner and elder stateswoman, Ambre Lake.

So, get ready for the third season of “Rock of Love,” which is holding open casting calls this weekend in New York.

But not before Poison rolls into Bank of America Pavilion Thursday.

Interested ladies of varying bust sizes should start cutting up their favorite Ed Hardy tank top immediately, and after Thursday’s concert, hop on the Fung Wah for open casting on Friday at - you might have guessed it - Porky’s NYC (55 West 21st St.) and Sunday at - where else? - Porky’s Hamptons in Hampton Bays (80 East Montauk Highway). Both calls start at 9 p.m.

If traveling to the Dirty Apple and Strong Island isn’t plausible, ladies can send an e-mail to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it . Be sure to include your name, age, location, contact info, bio, a few pics and most recent STD-test results. (OK, we’re kidding about that last one.)

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